Autistic Theory

How Baby Shark is a 100 times scarier than Jaws

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Baby Shark is scarier than Jaws because the shark from Jaws is just nature but Baby Shark is not because there are sharks who talk human and also the sharks seem to be really intelligent. That is really worrying because if there were sharks that were really intelligent we would have World War Fish and also the sharks would win by a landslide because the sharks would have have more sea land than humans because humans can not live under the sea.

Also what has Baby Shark been eating, his body is yellow, has he been eating human skin? As for Baby Shark’s mum, I think she put too much makeup on herself because she is bright pink. Baby Shark’s dad is just a normal intelligent shark that is not insane like the rest of his family. When Baby Shark’s grandad was in World War Fish I think he was in a Concentration Camp and he needed to eat his own snot to survive, as for Baby Shark’s grandma I think she ate the wrong medicine.

I am now going to check if Baby Shark is adopted by using science.

Firstly I checked for an animal that has the closest skin to a shark and I got the animal called Ray, then I checked if pink Rays exist, and they do, then I checked if blue Rays exist and they do.

Secondly I checked what the skin color chart was for a pink Ray and a blue Ray together but I got nothing because humans have not spent money on a Ray color skin chart . So, I used my knowledge and I went to a site with every pink color, and I thought orchid was the color of Baby Shark’s mum, and also I went to a site with every blue color, and I thought that medium sapphire was the color of Baby Shark’s dad. So, when I added them together I got hair, not the color, just hair, because the internet is not as smart as we thought.

Thirdly I looked at all the blue colors again, and then I looked at all of the pink colors again, and then I looked at all the purple colors and I came to a prediction that Baby Shark is adopted because in all the colors that I looked at there was no yellow so it would be impossible for Baby Shark to be yellow. So, Baby Shark is adopted and If Baby Shark’s mum and dad did have a baby the shark would be orchid purple.

But hey this is just a theory, an Autistic Theory thanks for reading.